Oh don't I wish, Elijah... ;-)

What do the LOTR men think of you? by ladyearwentari
Name (LJ or Real)
Viggo said your	pervered
Orlando says the sex was	hot
Elijah imagined	you on your knees, taking him in deep
Sean B could not	find security when you gagged and tied him up
Karl freaked out when	you got pregnant by all the LOTR men
Dom thinks you look	he couldn't find words to describe how beautiful you looked
Billy noticed	you walked funny
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Now I'd take that as a big compliment, coming from Viggo... but eh... pregnant by *all* the LOTR men? o_O

*snort*

People like gayisevil make me want to tie them up and poke them with a spoon...