*snort*

I got the link to this article from a coworker who knows about my thing for vampires:

Charlie Higson: the truth about boys, girls, zombies, vampires and sex
Why the undead are perfect for illustrating the sexual divide

I agree with some of it, but this?

"[Stephenie Meyer] knows that young teenage girls don't want to think about the full beastliness of our bodies, and what real sex entails."

*remembers her young teenage days* Sure, riiiiiiiiiiiight...